Rolfe Syndrome

I live in an area that, time and again, is denied access to basic human rights. The right of individuals to choose what they want to see, hear and play.
There is a not so subtle, worldwide racism trend that media conglomerates have been pushing for decades.
I’m talking about media regioning. For a long time, it [...]

Today, I decided to try Bing again, I was willing to give it another chance. An innocent idea most would agree. Until I visited the page, and in my face was thrust this … this, WTF Mate, unholy giant kangaroo.
I was so taken aback by the incident, that I never performed my search, and I [...]

Chapter 1: Equipment

The first step to strip mining your own backyard for maximum profit is to purchase the largest machine available.
We recommend the Bagger 288, anything less and you will only be out of pocket when you upgrade to this machine. And beleieve me, you will upgrade.
There are several other machines we recommend in this [...]

Are you old enough?
This simple statement should be made an international standard, hereby dubbed ISO10+. I have been to numerous sites with almost as many age verification tactics. From the mundane, click “I Agree I am Old Enough” to the downright insulting, enter your birtdate.
Seriously, who, over the age of 9, would enter their real [...]

I just got an iPhone, and I realised, that like every gadget, or piece of computer equipment that I’ve ever had, it’s just not good enough. And I doubt anything ever will be, because there will always be something it doesn’t do, since, let’s face it, nothing can do everything.
But with the iPhone, I think [...]

It has recently been drawn to my attention that certain people in this world don’t wear hats for practical or fashionable reasons. They are worn almost as if they are floating above their head. Obviously, for laws of physics reasons, these hats do not actually float, but sit so high up on the persons head [...]

Why is there no “Hate” button beside the “Like” button. Or, for those pansies who hate the word hate (oh, I know you’re out there, you hypocritical bastards), how about a more PC “Dislike” button?
This question has plagued me time and time again. Why can’t we hate, dislike, give the thumbs down or reject anything [...]

I began this site, not 5 minutes ago, due to the increasing awareness of Rolfe Syndrome in the hopes of spreading information about this severe affliction. I was diagnosed at an early age, however it was a relatively unknown condition that required years of clinical trials with poking and prodding with various shaped probes.
One of [...]