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1 May 2009

Free IdeasOne of the more recent symptoms of Rolfe Syndrome is that you believe anything can be turned into a website, one not so recent symptom is an overabundance of theories. I say recent, because websites didn’t exist when RS was first observed.

I have a theory that there are more excellent ideas out there in the wild, held onto by people with no interest in ever realising those ideas themselves, than there are good ideas that were implemented. I believe this holds true for books, movies, games, inventions and scientific theorems.

I would like to start a website that collects these ideas. It would be divided into the above categories and more, and all the knowledge would be released to the world, for free. The information would specifically go to the kinds of people who realise ideas, you know, the ones who have lots of money, and crap ideas, and know how to make money from crap ideas. You know what, they could make more money off great ideas.

Now, don’t go whining that you won’t make any money off your ideas, cos, let’s face it, you were never going to do anything about your ideas. You’re too lazy, unmotivated, or will seriously never have that $100,000,000 startup cost you delude yourself into believing you’ll get.

Now, why am I posting this fantastic idea for all the world to take advantage of? Well, for all the reasons stated above, I will never build this site because I am lazy, unmotivated, and will seriously never have that $100,000,000 startup cost – you know, $5,000 for the website, and $99,995,000 for marketing.

But I am not finished, you see the beauty of this idea, is that the people with the ideas get something out of it. Before the website, those ideas would have been told to a few friends who told you you were an idiot, and you would have died with that knowledge. This way, when someone creates something from your idea, you can point to this website, and say – look, see that new #1 grossing movie of all time, that was my idea. And you would tell people to go to that page, and they could see the date on your idea, and go, wow, that really was you, you are truly awesome.

Therefore, when someone makes this site, my first post will be, look, this was my idea, and link back to my site.

Just to reiterate, my idea above is given to you all, for free. I’ll even throw in some more for free, idea rating system, so people can see the good ideas straight away, or look at the really bad ideas for a laugh.

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