I just got an iPhone, and I realised, that like every gadget, or piece of computer equipment that I’ve ever had, it’s just not good enough. And I doubt anything ever will be, because there will always be something it doesn’t do, since, let’s face it, nothing can do everything.

But with the iPhone, I think the thing that would make me the happiest … would be, no more syncing.

I want this little bastard to stream my music direct from an audio cloud or some such, to every device I own that can output a sound.

It could be done, via another wireless audio gadget, that is cheap, and that I can hook up to anything via a single connection, with converters to my stereo inputs, my USB inputs, fuck it, even a converter that will connect directly to each of my individual 5.1 surround speakers! And make it wireless power too, so it can power all my devices, into a wireless power converter connected to every power plug in my house. I want my hair to frizz up more than a blonde on cup day, I want lightning strikes IN MY HOUSE damn-it!

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