We all know doctors frown upon self-diagnosis via the Internet. So, first I would like to point out that I am not a doctor, and therefore do not frown upon this practice, in fact, I encourage it. If you yourself experience above 90% of the following symptoms, you too may be afflicted with this socially disfiguring condition.

• Inability to communicate with others, except your cat, before midday
• Inability to communicate with your cat after midday
• High intolerance of those with no regard for the English language, combined with your own complete, unknowing, destruction of the English language. Especially if done in the one sentence
• Delusions of grandeur
• Repetition
• Inability to communicate with your cat after midday
• Prone to bursts of pointless, inane ranting

Love - Hate